The student handbook for the ETC students who entered in the program in August of 2021.
Dave graduated from Carnegie Mellon University in the Spring of 1999 with a bachelor's degree in Computer Science, a two-door Chevette , and a very big hole in his wallet . David Hirschfield spends most of his time cutting large pieces of yellow construction paper into smaller pieces of yellow construction paper while muttering the lyrics to every song by "Frankie Goes To Hollywood" . When he isn't catatonic with fear, David tries to work on projects for the Goddard Institute for Space Studies . His interests include programming computers, programming VCRs, programming the coffee-machine and bending spoons with his mind . One day David would love to rule the entire universe from a throne made of anodized aluminum , but for now he will have to make do with being a Master of Entertainment Technology student.