Survey results of the summer internships of the ETC class who will meet degree requirements in 2019
Danny grew up in the jungles of Venezuela, amidst waterfalls, fried corn cakes, and baboons. He was raised there until he was 8, whereupon he was taken to a region where bulletproof vests were not highly- recommended vestiges. In America he learned French. He also kindled an interest presentations of all forms: comedy, magic, dance, puppet, piano, and radio. He went to Brown University, majored in East Asian Studies, and worked at Google as a Learning Designer for 5 years before coming to the Entertainment Technology Center.
Several people who have interacted with him have declared the following:
"Danny Hausmann is a genius."
"Do not believe his lies."
"If you step on his foot, he will hit you."